Say What? Oh, you must be confused, we are rock-stars! NO RULES! Take your fashion rules and walk another way! Gone are the days of you getting told what to wear and how to wear it!
Sorry Back off, homie don't play that way!! If you don't like that vibe go shop at those other guys! Oh, wait, what was their name?? Shit, I forgot! Wait, was it "Boring as Pond Water?" No that's not it. Damn, what was it? Was it my style is "Anti-Style?" No, that's not it! Guess it doesn't matter!
The old rules no longer apply! Do it your way or don't do it at all!
Need help with that? We got ya, we are Dirty South Vintage. That's right DSV and we Rock Fashion Our Own Way, The Rock-Star Way!
We are the Best of the New and Improved Ole School, we are taking the best of the past and mixing it with the future. You might not always like our attitude but you are sure to respect our vision even when you can't admit it! So give in and Rock the stage of life with us!
LIFE IS TO SHORT TO BE UPTIGHT! SO CHILL, BET YOU LOVE IT!
And if not I am sure those other guys are open! Wait, what's their name again? LOL
~Kitty South & CREW
That's right, I wrote that shit, lol!